in the words of the great Erykah Badu (or maybe more accurately by Common), "in fact, she's a queen to me, her light beams on me."

Translation: I got an iPad and I don't know why it took us so long to commit our lives to each other.

For proof, see visual diary below of my 2-week west coast adventure I've lovingly dubbed my "On the Run" Tour (except Clyde would be the wonderful friends/family that let me crash in their homes...or maybe it's my iPad.